They say you learn something new every day. According to my roommates, I'm learning things I should have known by the 7th grade. Some of my daily learnings are related to things of substance--history, policy, the way the world works. But mostly, I'm learning about something that is more likely to be defined on Urban Dictionary: slightly grotesque and a little immature. Sure, my roommates and I are four, 20-something females, but sometimes, we can sound just like 12 year old boys. Enjoy.